it’s weird how it’s socially acceptable to put someone else’s genitals in your mouth but eating a dorito off the floor after a few seconds is gross what a fuckin double standard
Can we just take a moment to appreciate the fact that every time I play crywank Nessie doses off. Finally found a way to make her sleep, thank fuck.
The next three months my blog is most likely going to consist of pictures of this wee cutie
Is that a fucking monkey
Indeed it is. I’m volunteering at a baboon rehabilitation centre :)
chikenshitconformist said: ew don’t go
I don’t want to. THIS IS TOO STRESSFUL SAVE ME MEGAN.
So I’m up in less than 7 hours to travel for like 17 hours and instead of getting some much needed sleep I’m sitting eating pop tarts and watching buffy the vampire slayer.
and I’ve heard you said one time,
that I never even fucking cross your mind.
and I guess I’ll act like that’s fine.
but you should know that you cross mine all the time.